I opened my present and saw this little glass doohickey and thought maybe they had overestimated how cool I really was. I stared at it for a while, turned it over, looked for the little holes where you poke the marijuana in (I went to college, I know what's up, and I damn sure know you poke some stuff in somewhere). There were no holes.
Sooooo, another idea popped into my head. I ran to the kitchen and stuck it in a wine bottle. Obviously, I'm so cool they got me a drinking accessory. Something orange and fabulous to grace the half finished wine bottles scattered across my kitchen counter tops. Didn't fit though, definitely not a wine bottle cap, that spindly little stick part held things up.
Than it hit me.
I ran out on the deck to the flower pots that hold my collection of dead plants and last Halloween's pumpkins (they still aren't rotten, wtf, I feel bad throwing them out when they would make good squirrel food, but of course the squirrels aren't eating them). I stuck that little mushroom into the dirt, and boom, that's where it fits. My pots look a little bit more festive now. Apparently they did not overestimate my coolness, they were basically dead on... potted plant accessories are awesome :)